Lilith Strix
Blasphemously Yours Biblette 1: Laws, Yes: A Highly Questionable Guide to the First Five Books of the Bible.
What happens when a seminary-trained smartass decides to retell the Bible without all the “begats,” fearmongering, and polite church-approved whispering?
You get Blasphemously Yours: Biblette 1: Laws, Yes.
In this wildly irreverent, surprisingly insightful, and occasionally profanity-laced guide to the Pentateuch, Lilith Strix takes readers through the first five books of the Bible with humor, skepticism, and just enough theological education to be genuinely dangerous.
Inside this highly questionable guide:
- Genesis: Humanity speed runs ruining paradise.
- Exodus: Plagues, oppression, and the world’s longest desert road trip.
- Leviticus: So. Many. Rules.
- Numbers: Somehow math, genealogy, and sex lead to a savior.
- Deuteronomy: More rules, because apparently the first batch wasn’t enough.
Written by someone who actually attended seminary and earned two degrees from a respected Christian university, this book blends biblical knowledge, satire, commentary, and modern language to make ancient stories feel accessible, human, and occasionally absurd.
This is not a devotional.
It is not sanitized scripture study.
And it is definitely not Sunday school.
It is an invitation to question, laugh, learn, and reexamine what you believe because faith without curiosity stagnates.
Whether you’re religious, recovering religious, spiritually curious, or just here for the chaos, Blasphemously Yours offers a fresh and darkly funny perspective on stories humanity has been arguing about for thousands of years.
Take it with a grain of salt.
And maybe don’t bring it to Bible study unless you’re feeling brave.
Lilith Strix
When Persona Becomes Permission
The pen name Lilith Strix was created with intention, clarity, and courage. Rather than hiding the author, the persona was designed to liberate the work.
Lilith Strix exists to write what might feel too sharp, irreverent, or dangerous under a primary author name, particularly in the realm of satirical biblical comedy. The persona signals immediately to readers that these stories will question authority, laugh at power, and engage sacred texts with wit rather than fear.
Under Lilith Strix, the book Blasphemously Yours could exist without apology. The name sets expectations: this is satire, this is intentional, and this is not written to soothe.
Importantly, Lilith Strix is not a fabrication of lived experience or identity. She is a creative container, a clear example of how pen names can be used ethically and effectively to protect genre clarity, reader trust, and artistic freedom.
For writers considering a pen name persona of their own, Lilith Strix demonstrates the core truth behind every successful pseudonym: when chosen thoughtfully, a new name doesn’t dilute your voice, it sharpens it.
